Dawn of Justice, Sunset of My Last Vestige of Interest

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Seriously? Dawn of Justice? Even if B vs S is a Justice League origin story, or even a Justice League segue, the marketing geniuses at DC went with totally plastic, bright orange, processed cheese product?
Also, that weird snake is totally going to eat that bat.
I think I would have preferred Man of Steel 2: Electric Bugaloo. Then there’d at least be a hint of fun about the whole thing.
I’m a small screen DC girl, but I think I’m a stick with mutants and talking raccoons with bazookas when I’m paying $10 to sit in a crowded room with strangers eating my stale popcorn, thank you very much.
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