Dispatches the Last Chance Salon
You: tall, dark, batwings, horns, fangs, glorious crimson eyes. Me: corset, rainbow scales, beard. You sent a brimstone martini, but were gone before I could thank you. Here are the runes; toss me a summoning.
House Rule #9:
Anyone found destroying, teleporting, displacing in time, or animating (with or without intelligence) the furniture will be beaten and left in the other lavatory.