Dispatches From the Last Chance Salon
Community Announcement: Massage Therapy
Apocalypse got you down? Mother-in-law a literal harpy? Too many dimensional gate shifts? Work summoning fail at a critical moment? Hex bounce back at you?
Stressed?
Our skilled and specially trained therapists will melt your troubles away with your flesh during an hour long traditional massage. Blazing brimstone available for accu-pressure and those who love the smell of sulphur at midnight. Partner session special: same price for party of any size with complimentary organ swapping available upon request; you’ll have to walk a mile in her shoes after we give you her feet.
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