Dispatches from the Last Chance Salon
Voicemail of the Last Chance Salon
… they’re coming… can’t… tried… Oh, merciful Lucifer they’re… they’re… door… the screaming, oh the… very… but this year… called… police… faerie authorities… won’t… can’t… through… tell my…
The pumpkins.
“No! No! I’m sorry, I just wanted a latte… and maybe… scone —
”
*growling, shrieking, splashing, gurgling, screaming, more screaming, more gurgling, cackling*
*click*
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