Dispatches From the Last Chance Salon: Jack “Headless Horseman” Irving
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Jack has been a regular attendee of the Salon since its inception in… well… the Absinthe Fairy will chase the hell out of our dragon if we tell you because then you’ll know how old she is…
We figured his estate would finally settle his tab when he lost a duel defending his lady-love’s honor (her husband was really, really pissed off) but lo and behold, up he rode that night on his new, very expensive Arabian (minus tab payoff) like nothing had changed. We wouldn’t have thought it possible to drink without a head, but damned if Jack didn’t find a way (it involves a pumpkin and sheep intestines, some haggis… trust us, you don’t want the details). We’d have thrown him out, but he threatened to leak the Absinthe Fairy’s age and, well, we’ve been over that. Bastard’s got credit perpetuity for ever and ever amen.
Bring him a creatively carved pumpkin and he’ll “buy” you a drink.
Just don’t agree to pull his haggis.
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