Prediction: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Shiri’s Prediction:
Dear Michael Bay and Megan Fox,
You have already completely destroyed one thing dear to my childhood. I can’t even look at a Transformer without bursting into tears. Now, you have done the same to my mutant turtles. How could you possible ruin something involving a psycho called Shredder, a giant rat, and four mutated turtles named after Renaissance artists who subsist on pizza? It shouldn’t be possible. That is how much you both suck. If you go near He-Man and She-Ra, I shall have to take drastic action.
Fuck you very much,
Shiri
Luke’s Prediction: Well at least they are not aliens (one pre-production script had the turtles as aliens). Actually, if you can ignore Megan Fox, the cheesy music, the awful sound effects, the blinding flashes of light, and the words coming out of the narrators mouth you are slammed in the face by the fact that the turtles, in this movie, are now seven feet tall. Wha?
So, I don’t have any problem ignoring bad sequels and remakes, they don’t harm my memories of things that came before. So, understand that when I say this looks awful, like really awful, I mean it as a movie that I have every intention of ignoring and never seeing.
Though, the one bright spot was the final gag, that was a pretty good bit. Too bad the movie that everyone wanted was the original comic brought to life, which was more serious and not so much played for laughs.
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