Dispatches From the Last Chance Salon
Community Announcement:
Summoning Circle Workshop — Fridays, 0200
Having a hard time getting your demon familiars to come when called? Learn from Azazel, the Master of Darkness. This comprehensive surgery of techniques and tricks will be held once a week, starting on Friday the 13th, and will continue until all participants have mastered this dark art or have been devoured. Bring your own runes, spells, chalk, blood, and screams of the innocent. No class on All Hallows Eve, all day workshop on “Good” Friday.
Class fee: an eternal soul (need not be the participant’s own)
Materials fee: $60 for incidentals including, but not limited to: sacrificial goats, man-eating plants, ghost familiars, and hazmat clean-ups.
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